“No no, the problem people have with Remus isn’t Sirius, it’s the fact that he’s a werewolf.” “…Sorry, he’s a WHAT-“ -Harry and Dudley probably #harrypotter #hp #hptiktok #harrypottertiktok #hptok
“You’re either gonna want to throttle him or marry him for real by the time this is done, babe.” “Why do you think I can’t just have a normal, healthy bromance with my fiance, babe?” -Annabeth and Percy, probably. #percyjackson #pjo #percyjacksonandtheolympians #percyjacksonseries #pjotiktok #heroesofolympus #hoo
“Is she really-“ “That big of a menace? Yes. Yes she is.” -Hermes and Percy, probably. #percyjackson #percyjacksonandtheolympians #pjo #pjotiktok #heroesofolympus #hoo #riordanverse
“Why do I feel like you could disappear me if you wanted.” “I held a reporter hostage as a bug once for an entire school year. So, yeah.” “I’m sorry, you WHAT” -Dudley and Hermione, probably. #harrypotter #hp #harrypottertiktok #hptiktok #dracomalfoy #dracotok
I genuinely do not even begin to have the spoons to caption names in the entire video, so please humbly accept my prop guide in their stead. #percyjackson #percyjacksonandtheolympians #pjo #pjotiktok #hoo #heroesofolympus
Me, internally: “Is there even a way to make Hestia annoying? No. No because she is perfect.” #percyjackson #percyjacksonandtheolympians #pjo #pjotiktok #hoo #heroesofolympus
“Y’know everyone assumes I get my temper from Dad.” “Oh, no. No. That’s all from me.” -Sally and Percy, probably #percyjackson #percyjacksonandtheolympians #pjo #pjotiktok #hoo #heroesofolympus
“This is why you have to RUN THINGS PAST ME FIRST.” “How should I know that you’re Harry’s personal wrangler?” “You seem to be the only one in school who DOESN’T-“ #harrypotter #hp #harrypottertiktok #hptiktok #dracotok #dracomalfoy #drarry
“Where do I get more of these?” “Justin Finch-Fletchley’s run a smuggling operation since second year. His mark up prices are CRAZY, though.” -Harry and Draco, probably #harrypotter #hp #harrypottertiktok #hptiktok #dracomalfoy #dracotok #drarry
*me slowly unrolling a massive political subplot to this series* “…I know you don’t care about this plot, but it matters a lot of me.” #harrypotter #hp #harrypottertiktok #harrypottertiktok
Fun fact: this has been ready to go for about five weeks now. Stop breaking rule one, y’all. #percyjackson #percyjacksonandtheolympians #pjo #pjotiktok #greekmythology
“Wait, does this mean you’re INHERITING CAMELOT?” “Like I agreed, Uncle Vernon never needs to know.” -Dudley and Harry #harrypotter #hp #harrypottertiktok #hptiktok #dracomalfoy