✿ majda ✿

i’m 37 and i never knew this could happen. this should be taught to every girl approaching puberty just in case. #girlhood #womanhood #sisterhood #storytime

how should we prank him next? 😂 he falls asleep during movies all the time so we could make a whole series outta this 🤭 #prank #husband #wife #couple

these were equally funny and adorable 🥹 may their kids never know any of these toxic phrases either 💜 #husband #wife #husbandwife #couple #mom #dad

had to get them too 🤭 #prank #mom #trick #magictrick #prankster

i got him goooood 🤣 #prank #husband #wife #husbandwife #couple

cookie challenge with matilda 🍪🍪🍪 #cookiechallenge

had to ask him to come hold my hand because how else was he going to see what i was up to?? 😅 and he was actually willing to hahaha. like zero hesitation or judgement. he’s so sweet 😭 #prank #husband #wife #couple

perfectly normal #husband #wife #couple #comedy #couplecomedy

so if i can’t do this am i 30 and 1 day or like how old we talkin here? 😂 #husband #wife #husbandwife #couple

Replying to @elle.squared lmao i didn’t even realize while filming. we put this up to surprise our daughter when she woke up on her 2nd birthday (she requested a dog theme) and we just never took it down cause she loves it so much 🥹

smart answer 😅 #mom #momhumor #momlife

one year ago today i posted this video of my sweet husband having quite possibly the calmest panic attack in history 😂 it was really touching to read all the comments and messages from women who said this made them realize that they need to raise their standards because they deserve to be treated this way too (and yes you do 🫶🏼) but it was even more touching to hear from all the men who said it made them want to be and treat women better. life and love really can be simple if you just choose to treat each other with patience and kindness all of the time 💜 #prank #husband #wife #husbandwife #couple

comfy tennis shoes club 👟🫶🏼👟#husband #wife #couple #BestFriends

sending love to anyone going through the same thing right now 🥺 i pray we all get our positive pregnancy test soon and that we get to hold our sweet little babies in our arms and watch them grow up and make lots and lots of memories together 💜

2 ingredient palmier cookies 💛 #husband #wife #husbandwife #couple #cookies #cookierecipe #EasyRecipe #baking #Recipe #palmier

marriage tip number one: go for fart walks after dinner #husband #wife #husbandwife #couple

we usually eat this as a mid day snack (or late night snack during a movie) but sometimes we’ll make make the whole baguette and that’s our lunch 🤭 #husband #wife #couple #BestFriends #cookwithus #Recipe #snack #healthysnack #healthymeal #mealideas

if seen contact dwight schrute! 😂 #husband #wife #couple

sorry i had to 🤭 he’s so cute #husband #wife #couple #BestFriends #husbandwife #Love #marriage #dance #trend #trending

matilda’s carrot cake recipe 4 eggs 1 cup applesauce 1 cup crushed pineapple (slightly drained) whisk until combined dry ingredients 2 cups flour 1 cup sugar 1/2 cup brown sugar 2 tsp baking soda 1 tsp baking powder 2 tsp cinnamon 1/2 tsp nutmeg 1/2 tsp allspice 1/4 tsp clove 1/2 tsp salt whisk until combined add wet ingredients to dry and fold until combined and bake at 350F for 30 minutes frosting 32 oz heavy whipping cream splash of vanilla mix on high until nice and creamy in a separate bowl mix 1.5 cups sugar with three 8 oz blocks of softened cream cheese until smooth and creamy add whipped cream to cream cheese and fold until combined #carrotcake #cake #cakerecipe #carrotcakerecipe #Recipe #baking #dessert